Fail Blog 2009

I've let you all down.

Let me start by saying I'm sorry, I really am. This failure of a blog makes me as sad as it makes all 10-13 of you that actually read this.

I want to make it better.

I want to make it up to you.

I promise, things are on their merry way.

New Song and Lyrics

So I got some requests for lyrics for L1NK2Z3LD4 so here they are:

It doesn’t matter the day or the age
I wake up in Hyrule and you need to be saved
So I get on my horse or my boat or a leaf
And put the triforce back together piece by piece

I’ve talked with gorons zoras and the like
Traversed temples and had bosses to fight
Collected fairies along the way
So if I die in battle I live another day.

Zelda Zelda Ganon has kidnapped you again
Zelda Zelda Gonna kill him with the master sword for you my only friend


Learned to play ocarina and conduct the wind
All this to transcend time and get to him
I wish that there was an easier way
something different to wear that looks less gay

Arrows and hookshots and bombs
Even wore masks to right this wrong
Fought lizards in volcanos
And spiders in a tree
Only to find out my worst enemy was me

Zelda Zelda Ganon has kidnapped you again
Zelda Zelda Gonna kill him with the master sword for you my only friend

Zelda Zelda
Save Me Save Me

In other news it looks the winner for this week is going to be all three nicktoons: Doug, Rugrats and Rocko's Modern Life. Get ready for a ballad folks.

F1rst S0ng

Hey Everyone,

Here it is L1NK2Z3LD4 the first song a week song. Make sure to vote on the new poll!

Credit to Gabriella Calvo for additional vocals.

L1NK2Z3LD4
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Updates

Sorry I've been slow to get you all the new poll. After much thought and nostalgia, I've decided to make the poll this week Nick Toon themed. Vote on your favorite and if you never were a fan choose a random and post a poll idea for next week in the comments for the poll or this post.

In other news, the song for week 1 is going to be Zelda-themed, I'm about 3/4ths done so that will be up very berry soon. Anyway, hope you all get a chance to vote:

Song For Week 2 2009
	Doug
	Rocko's Modern Life
	Spongebob Squarepants
	Ren and Stimpy
	Rugrats?
pollcode.com free polls

The First Poll and A video of Abe Being Butchered

In my defense when I performed this song I was running on about 4 hours of sleep, in my offense I wrote this song and therefore should know the lyrics.




And the poll for the song I'll be creating next week is videogame themed here it is:

Song For Week 1 2009
	Mario
	Zelda
	Tetris
	Halo
pollcode.com free polls

Reinvigorating Past Assets

Hello folks,

I'm blowing the dust off this guy and starting it all over from the top. First order of business:

My original mp3 Hosting site died a little death, so I'm going to post all the old songs in this post.

Second order of Business:

I'm going to put up a new poll by the end of today, post some video of one of the songs from last summer getting performed live, etc.

Sorry it's been so long, I worked jobs all year long and now the time is nigh to be a huge fucking slacker again!!!

In order of appearance:

Filth(a song about shit)
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A Tribute to Mr.Southard aka Akon and PBR...and Bitchez
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(I'm going to Skip 21 Jumpstreet Apparatus because that song sucked, email me if you have a burning desire to put it in your itunes catalog)

Abe(a song about being in love with Abe)
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We All Try So Hard(a song about Degrassi the Next Generation)
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